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crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
 
 

huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 7

 
 
matchgirl42:

annamariaesergren:

eve1978:

ophelia-tagloff:

horny-for-hiddles:

a-novelust:

bat-crazydoll8:

a-novelust:

haveahiddles:

bat-crazydoll8:

eve1978:

coy00koi:

sherekahnsgirl:

There are those who truly believe that he DOES read Tumblr and perhaps even might have an account - and therefore might well have read slore posts, fanfiction, etc.  Sit and think about that for a moment … 

Maybe he secretly is one of the slores, lurking around here, pretending to be one of us just to reap the excitement and our endless hunger for him.He could be any one of us. Sit and think about THAT for a moment…



I’VE JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. ME BEING THE LITTLE FREAK I AM I WENT TO THE FIRST TWEETS TOM EVER MADE AND ONE SAID SOMETHING ON THE LINES OF ‘MY POST ON TUMBLR.’ or ‘HOW DO I MAKE POSTS ON TUMBLR.’
AND GUYS? IT WAS DATED IN 2012.
eve1978 laterovaries tomslegsarekillingmeslowly coy00koi annamariaesergren and others. 



The tweet where Tom is talking about Tumblr has been proven fake several times. Twitter doesn’t allow you to go back to Tom’s first tweets because they delete them after a certain amount of time (or at least hide them from public view). 

Strange. My IPad does, it takes me to the first tweet he made. Maybe it only works on certain technology. a-novelust

Eventually it just stops, but that’s not his first tweet. He joined Twitter in 2011, so he’s been tweeting since then. Either way the Tumblr tweet was fake. He’s said before that he checked Tumblr once after Thor came out (I think…maybe it was Avengers) and said he would never check it again, haha.

actually i think i know what tweet bat-crazydoll8 was talking about. Pretty sure its the 2nd to last one…

Passing in on….

I’m feeling slightly uncomfortable right now…



Well if he is reading my blog I hope I’ve given him a chuckle or two.  And if my smut got a rise out of him (wokka wokka), I’d take that as a bonus.  :)
*waves*

matchgirl42:

annamariaesergren:

eve1978:

ophelia-tagloff:

horny-for-hiddles:

a-novelust:

bat-crazydoll8:

a-novelust:

haveahiddles:

bat-crazydoll8:

eve1978:

coy00koi:

sherekahnsgirl:

There are those who truly believe that he DOES read Tumblr and perhaps even might have an account - and therefore might well have read slore posts, fanfiction, etc.  Sit and think about that for a moment … 

Maybe he secretly is one of the slores, lurking around here, pretending to be one of us just to reap the excitement and our endless hunger for him.
He could be any one of us. Sit and think about THAT for a moment…


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I’VE JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. ME BEING THE LITTLE FREAK I AM I WENT TO THE FIRST TWEETS TOM EVER MADE AND ONE SAID SOMETHING ON THE LINES OF ‘MY POST ON TUMBLR.’ or ‘HOW DO I MAKE POSTS ON TUMBLR.’

AND GUYS? IT WAS DATED IN 2012.

eve1978 laterovaries tomslegsarekillingmeslowly coy00koi annamariaesergren and others. 

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The tweet where Tom is talking about Tumblr has been proven fake several times. Twitter doesn’t allow you to go back to Tom’s first tweets because they delete them after a certain amount of time (or at least hide them from public view). 

Strange. My IPad does, it takes me to the first tweet he made. Maybe it only works on certain technology. a-novelust

Eventually it just stops, but that’s not his first tweet. He joined Twitter in 2011, so he’s been tweeting since then. Either way the Tumblr tweet was fake. He’s said before that he checked Tumblr once after Thor came out (I think…maybe it was Avengers) and said he would never check it again, haha.

actually i think i know what tweet bat-crazydoll8 was talking about. 
imagePretty sure its the 2nd to last one…

Passing in on….

I’m feeling slightly uncomfortable right now…

Well if he is reading my blog I hope I’ve given him a chuckle or two.  And if my smut got a rise out of him (wokka wokka), I’d take that as a bonus.  :)

*waves*

(Source: sareegsworld)

 
 

thed1sneygirl:

I was the world's nicest guy,
and they ruined my life for no reason.
 
 
thestarsarelaughing:

somepretty-things:

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here’s how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you’re going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror. Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on…
. When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms . It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? TWO WAY GLASS IMAGE MIRROR IMAGE Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! “No Space, Leave the Place” So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything. REMEMBER. No Space, Leave the Place: Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters, daughters, etc. Men: Share this with your wives, daughters, daughters-in-law, mothers, girlfriends and/or friends.


Worth reblogging again.

thestarsarelaughing:

somepretty-things:

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?

Here’s how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you’re going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror.

Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on
.

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms . It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by looking at it.

So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?



TWO WAY GLASS IMAGE MIRROR IMAGE

Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

“No Space, Leave the Place” So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything.

REMEMBER. No Space, Leave the Place:

Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters, daughters, etc.

Men: Share this with your wives, daughters, daughters-in-law, mothers, girlfriends and/or friends.

Worth reblogging again.

 
 
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

 
 

seerofsarcasm:

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

THATS THE BEST PART OF SHREK HALF THE MOVIE IS JUST POP CULTURE JOKES

 
 

suspend:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes we do

(Source: schnephanie)

 
 
 
 
avengersonna:

soulslookingforhome:

blingblingpuppysaur:

gayest-person-you-know:

I’m confused,could someone please explain what the letters stand for?

Those letters all stand for something and pretty much sums up a whole personality, to put it in simple terms. You can read profiles about the different types here, and you can take the test here^^

INFJ IS SO FUCKING TINY WTF

Entp

avengersonna:

soulslookingforhome:

blingblingpuppysaur:

gayest-person-you-know:

I’m confused,could someone please explain what the letters stand for?

Those letters all stand for something and pretty much sums up a whole personality, to put it in simple terms. You can read profiles about the different types here, and you can take the test here^^

INFJ IS SO FUCKING TINY WTF

Entp

(Source: astrologymarina)

 
 
 
 

(Source: wetheurban)

 
 

princedeanofhell:

deancasheadcanons:

princedeanofhell:

princedeanofhell:

so i’m rewatching season 1 of Supernatural and i get to episode 17 Hell House and…

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… hey I recognize this girl… let me check the IMDb page for the episode

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…. wait, what?

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I saw her in Supernatural and recognized her from Supernatural??? 

man, we must go through a ton of guest stars….

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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(Source: pokec0re)